Right, this is how things are (and no disagreeing). Firstly, Man Made Global Warming. This is a fact; I know because I have looked into it, so you don't have to. I mean that, don't look into it. What is happening is this, we burn fossil fuels to power our economies and heat our homes. This is bad for two reasons. It means we have a viable capitalist society that is fundamentally stable, so not likely to accept communist domination.
Having a benign elite who only ever seek to look after your best interests is clearly better than a free for all where anyone can get rich just by working for it. How much better if it is all taken off you and the elite decide what you need.
Secondly, Global Warming means we will destroy the planet and everyone will die. The runaway greenhouse effect will happen very soon unless we tax carbon dioxide output (we'll call it carbon from here, you are too thick to understand the difference and carbon sounds dirty and horrible) and cripple our economies so we stop producing this vile stuff.
Needless to say, we the elite, always putting you the people first are busy using tax money for the good of all to provide alternative, planet saving forms of power. If you cover your roof with solar panels you can have quite a few lights on all day, absolutely free! And at night, a good few of you will be able to have one or two low energy bulbs on courtesy of that wind turbine down the road.
Some of you may be confused, as you sit in your house, not daring to turn the heating on, due to the cost of all this wonderful, renewable energy, just how Global Warming is heating up the planet. Well, it may not be constant, it may go in bursts. I know this is not what we said before, but we have known it all along (because we know everything there is to know about climate), it is just we didn't want to confuse you.
And if it is cold right now that is weather, which as we all know can be fickle in it's variability. However, if it is extremely hot that is evidence of Global Warming. It is easy really. Just think of it like the Koran or the Bible. You read it and you are peaceable and turn the other cheek or you kill anyone of another belief, or become a Jehovah's Witness. Anything can be read into the sacred words.
Finally, some cynics will say these are just lies, but don't listen to them. We on the Left have covered this base and have invented the Narrative. Basically, anything we say is true and if it doesn't concur with reality, then your understanding of reality is wrong. Remember, there is no such thing as truth.
Ooh, one last thing. If you come across one of those tiresome people who wish to debate something with you, or have some scientifically provable facts that oppose the words of the elite, then rely on Political Correctness. We invented this to stifle debate. Does a person's sexuality matter? Should laws be changed to accommodate differing people? Of course not, the idea is ludicrous, but we can push it through by saying you are not allowed to oppose it. You are sexist or racist, whatever. Clever eh? You don't have to be right, just take control of the debating ground.
Everyone is equal, although some are more equal than others. I think everyone can understand that.
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